Killing an Afternoon Urinal

A recipe for madness:

first: add one rather funny but very crude movie, 40 year old virgin, then a hamburger, a cola and some onion rings all of which were purchased for under 20$, but together did not nearly shape the happy hole of what was worth 5$ in my mind. then after said movie when the bowels are congealing from hamburger and grease and tasteless jokes, run to the loo.

Run,

Then walk around looking for a toilet that some barbarian has not pissed on. they run in, out and pee on everything. i saw some guy come out of the only happily filthy stall (the others were so out of control that i thought i was inner city los angeles jail or something). coming back to north america has been hard when it comes to just you know... waste matter. we litter more than japanese for sure, piss on more seats and do not wash hands after doing the same. oh yes and those pees that go on the seat... it splashes your bloody trousers too. nuff said